So tumblr’s being a butt on my mobile device and won’t let me reblargh

My input to whatever has caught my attention will have to wait until I have full net access again. Foo.

hasmeenah:

obscurus-nox:

milk—teeth:

WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT

It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store

Wow wow wow

hasmeenah:

obscurus-nox:

milk—teeth:

WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT

It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store

Wow wow wow

I’ll Make A Pro Out Of You

kutscene-kestin:

The shit my brain spawns at 2 AM, I swear…

Whether you’re a PvP competitor, an achievement hunter, a map chatter, a story-watcher, a puzzle-jumper, a legendary-maker, or however else you spend your time in GW2, this song’s for you guys. Mostly because I got halfway in, realized it wasn’t really about any one aspect in particular, and decided it wasn’t worth it to rewrite the whole thing.

Also, nothing against rangers; in fact they’re my favorite class I’ve played so far! They just happened to fit the meter :P

——————————

Let’s get down to business
To complete achieves
Did they send me rangers
When I asked for thieves?
You’re the most inept bunch I’ve had yet
But you can bet before we’re through
Newbie, I’ll make a pro out of you

Tough as full berserker
With a soldier’s vit
You shall learn conditions
And know how to crit
You’re all squishy, you get downed a lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a pro out of you

"I’m never gonna world complete"
"Say goodbye to all my respite"
"Gotta go collect those ectos one by one"
"This boss really can’t be beat"
"Wow, is public chat a cesspit"
"Am I almost there, or have I just begun?"

(Be a pro)
You must get permanent passive swiftness
(Be a pro)
And balance single with AoEs
(Be a pro)
Must have sharp eyesight to spot those spawn points
As agile as mesmers porting up JPs

Whether new or older
Any type or breed
Do your best and boldest
And you might succeed
Try out weps, a build, perhaps a guild
And get set in Guild Wars 2
Something will draw the pro out of you

(Be a pro)
You must get permanent passive swiftness
(Be a pro)
And balance single with AoEs
(Be a pro)
Must have sharp eyesight to spot those spawn points
As agile as mesmers porting up JPs

(Be a pro)
You must get permanent passive swiftness
(Be a pro)
And balance single with AoEs
(Be a pro)
Must have sharp eyesight to spot those spawn points
As agile as mesmers porting up JPs

juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

Over the week a thing became canon: These two dorky sharkrats are cousins.

Who’s the blonde in the heavy armor? That would be Noxx, the quieter of billysquirrel's roster of asura. He doesn't look at all amused right there in the third pic, doesn't he? lol. (These were the most recent I have of them together, obviously. We must fix that at some point!)

tastefullyoffensive:

When Cats Forget How to Cat (Part 2)

Previously: Part 1

tagged → #obvious reblog #D'awwwww
always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important
do it

always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important

do it

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for death-does-disco - do you think they all sleep in the same tree

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for death-does-disco - do you think they all sleep in the same tree

"It’s hotter than Balthazar’s balls and more humid than Melandru’s- What? Why is everyone suddenly looking at me like that? Today’s weather is freakin’ stifling alright!"

duskbourne:

"Mr. Squiggles, none of the other necros talk about this sort of thing from their blood fiends.”

"I LOVE other necros!!”

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

stuffsyrdraws:

LA refugees have had little to celebrate, so let’s hope this Halloween brings them a little fun.  A sylvari pumpkin farmer tests out his latest work of art.

stuffsyrdraws:

LA refugees have had little to celebrate, so let’s hope this Halloween brings them a little fun.  A sylvari pumpkin farmer tests out his latest work of art.

lucyela:

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

omfg